Guess the dealer's card, you only get 2 tries; if you miss, you drink the difference. Guess right and the dealer drinks.
Fuck the Dealer is a legendary card game where nobody wants to be the dealer for too long. Players try to guess the value of the top card, and the dealer gives 'higher/lower' hints. Once you guess correctly, the dealer drinks. The twist is that played cards remain face-up on the table, so the longer the game lasts, the easier it is to deduce what's left in the deck. For the dealer, it becomes pure torture near the end.
Use a standard deck of poker cards (52 cards). The player who draws the lowest card becomes the dealer. Played cards are placed face-up on the table, ideally organized by value (all threes together, etc.), so everyone can see what has already been played.
The dealer looks at the top card of the deck and asks the player to their left for their first guess.
If the player guesses the value correctly on the first try, the dealer drinks 4 sips and the card is revealed on the table.
If the player misses, the dealer hints 'higher' or 'lower' (based on the card's actual value). The player has a second, final guess.
If the player guesses correctly on the second try, the dealer drinks 2 sips.
If the player misses on the second try as well, they must drink as many sips as the difference between their second guess and the actual value (e.g., you guess 4, it's a 9, you drink 5 sips).
Passing the deck: The dealer can only get rid of the role after 3 players in a row go by without the dealer having to drink (meaning no one guessed correctly). Then they pass the deck to the player on their left.
Instead of drinking the difference, a failed second attempt results in a flat 5-sip penalty.
If a player guesses both value and suit correctly on the first try, the dealer drinks double (8 sips).